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Da Biskies

So today I worked with Alan Parsons, Simon Phillips, Rami Jaffe, Nathan East, Tim Pierce, and other old guys. Don’t worry, they were awesome. While I had to labor on my feet for many hours, I overheard a hilarious quip from Simon. He demanded his assistant get him some “biskies” for the group’s tea. I couldn’t believe how serious he was about having biscuits. He spoke of HobNobs and milk-chocolate covered digestives. This only made me feel weirder about British people. Da biscuit had to be purchased at an English mart next to “Robin Hood British Pub” in Sherman Oaks. This experience made me flash back to Mikey Welsh saying the word “biscuit” repeatedly on the Weezer DVD.

Sweat Deals

Feeling too lazy to make your own dirty snacks? Dairy Queen is rolling out a value menu called Sweet Deals. I assume the sweet part is the food itself, but the prices are great. Actually, the more items you choose, the cheaper they each cost. So bring some friends with you and take advantage of cheap fries and sundaes. Sounds good. Check out the news on the Dairy Queen Blog.

Oh right, I want free sweets. To try these Sweet Deals for free, I would make a deal with the Dairy Queen Blog to photoshop an image of their chocolate sundae into every blog post on Dirty Snacks. Then all you readers can play Where’s Waldo?, except you’re looking for the little sundae wearing glasses and a funny beanie. Deal.

Roadmouth: Sourdough Breadbowl

Have you seen Fantasmic?

Dirty Snacks today announces Roadmouth, a new series featuring special articles on various foods around the world. Our inaugural destination is New Orleans Square, Disneyland, U.S.A. The Royal Street Veranda offers Disneyland’s famous gumbo bread bowls.

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